If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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