make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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