uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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