This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Threesome in a minivan. New low
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Found the puke drawer
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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