Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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