I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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