we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Randomize
