they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
YAS. BRING CRAB.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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