I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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