Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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