hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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