Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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