so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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