He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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