this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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