His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
