Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Randomize