so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
why is half of my head shaved?
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