whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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