yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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