I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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