why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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