Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
drinking out of a sandbucket again
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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