He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
You pole danced in your parka.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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