Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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