Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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