Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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