another moral hangover. fuck.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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