I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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