No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
false alarm, still single
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