butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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