hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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