It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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