Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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