Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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