I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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