I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
They have beer where we have blood.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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