dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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