Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
So. Much. Porn.
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