I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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