It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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