I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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