Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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