Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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