Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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