Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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