We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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