Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Randomize
