I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
She even gives head with a lisp.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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