awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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