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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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